The best fails are when you’re not the victim and you’re just a witness. Then you get to stand back and enjoy the fact that you’re not the one dealing with the consequences, no matter how hilarious they may be.
Everybody makes mistakes, and even though it can be embarrassing, just know we’re laughing with you, not at you.
1. “I ordered wrapping paper online, there was a mistake and now I have a massive poster of my face, I’m not even mad.”
16. “My fiance tried to have our groceries delivered today. She said she wanted five bananas and somehow the woman misunderstood and bought THIRTEEN POUNDS OF BANANAS”
27. “So my 8-year-old daughter came to me yesterday and asked if “knock” was spelled “nock”. I said no it’s spelled with a K at the beginning. I guess she misunderstood me so this is on the outside of her door now and I haven’t stopped laughing.”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.