I Shared A Thread Of My Poopmergency Stories And People Actually Joined In The Humiliation (34 Pics)

I have far more poomergency stories than I’m proud of. It’s one of many reasons I quit drinking. Every weekend should be a harrowing tale of me making it from the 7-11 meat terrarium to my apartment in a drunken voyage.

I do take comfort in knowing I’m not the only one. We’re all just people. Some of us have poomegencies for totally non-alcohol-related incidents. The human body is a delicate system and sometimes there’s no running from the “green apple splatters”.


1. I started with a couple of stories to get the ball rolling. Folks are understandably shy.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome