“Petfinder Names” Account Shares The Most Creative Pet Names People Come Across (35 Pics)

If you thought people gave their kids creative names, then you haven’t been on Petfinder lately. If you’re not familiar, Petfinder is like Tinder, but for adopting a pet.

The Petfinder Names Twitter account curates the funniest names from across the adoption site and it amazes me these pets haven’t been adopted for the name alone. I would just so when I’m walking my dog and someone asks me what their name is I can say, “Thicken Nugget!”

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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.