“Petfinder Names” Account Shares The Most Creative Pet Names People Come Across (35 Pics)

If you thought people gave their kids creative names, then you haven’t been on Petfinder lately. If you’re not familiar, Petfinder is like Tinder, but for adopting a pet.

The Petfinder Names Twitter account curates the funniest names from across the adoption site and it amazes me these pets haven’t been adopted for the name alone. I would just so when I’m walking my dog and someone asks me what their name is I can say, “Thicken Nugget!”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.