Jason Mustian
Look, America isn’t perfect. Far from it. But that doesn’t mean we can’t appreciate the good things about it while working our hardest to fix the things that are broken.
For my money, the freedom to tweet funny jokes about America (and indeed the development of Twitter itself) is a net positive American contribution to the world, so for just a few minutes, let’s laugh at this list of pretty great 4th of July Tweets that have no political agenda behind them whatsoever.
Happy 4th! Stay safe. And let’s all work together to keep making this country better, for everyone — except people who stand immediately after the airplane lands.
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100% of firework
displays end with
someone's mom
saying "is that it?"
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☆。 ★。☆ °★— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) July 5, 2016
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21 Declarations You Won't Believe!
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) July 2, 2015
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None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs.
— Drew (some assembly required) (@dmc1138) July 3, 2018
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So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) July 2, 2016
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Spread patriotic spirit by telling the barista your name is "USA" and hiding. When they say your name, watch as Starbucks begins chanting
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) July 4, 2013
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Happy Birthday Tom Cruise's character in Born on the 4th of July!
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) July 4, 2014
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it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon
— chuuch (@ch000ch) July 4, 2015
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Happy 4th of July pic.twitter.com/peJ9uryZdc
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 2, 2017
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he's scared of the fireworks so my mom put on some dog videos for him ❤️ pic.twitter.com/VTjYa6YIcK
— emily (@spaghemily) July 5, 2016
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