16. What happens when you leave an iron ladder in a mineral spring.
17. Someone dropped their headphones on the beach and they pulled the iron out of the sand.
18. A cement truck crashed in 1971 near Winganon, Oklahoma. The mixer was too heavy to move so they left it. The locals have since repainted it to look like a NASA space capsule.
19. This was done with a rake.
20. I’ve been cleaning up the cauldron I found buried in my forest.
21. My (very neglected) rose bush bloomed into the shape of a perfect heart!
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome