Twitter Thread Has People Sharing Their “Baseball Pitcher” Names (30 Pics)

Twitter user @KimmyMonte inspired a viral thread that has followers sharing their “baseball pitcher name” after tweeting, “Your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought I’ll go first mine’s Dominic Ottoman.”

The responses are endlessly funny and random. One follower who goes by @RoyMay15 is even coming up with pretty clever bios for each name. Now I wish these pitchers were real! I’d definitely watch a lot more baseball.

For what it’s worth, both of my grandfathers were named Louis. Which would make my pitcher’s name, Louis Iced Americano. I’d buy that jersey!

This game is fun, share your funny pitcher names with us in the comments below!

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