Mike
S**t happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. My dad does the lottery every week, this is 4-5 months of losing tickets.
2. Yesterday our neighbor’s 80′ locust tree gave us some live edge skylights, a great view of the stars, and that Rainforest Cafe atmosphere that our living room had just always been missing. No injuries, dogs pissed the bed, life goes on…
3. My 8-year-old remembered to take the foil flavor packet out! She forgot to add water…
4. The company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don’t make the couch anymore.
5. I picked something up at work, all of a sudden my leg started to hurt, I reached into the pocket at my leg and realized that my spare blade made it out of the case somehow.
6. My fiancée was in charge of getting my back.
7. I see everyone’s Legos for all time and raise you a half-chewed ostrich bone. At least I bought fun bandaids last week.
8. Gift from Mother Nature
9. There goes our precious pie 🙁
10. My chips fell off my desk in the worst way possible.
11. When you finally win family bingo and your prize is gefilte fish.
12. I just got new tires.
13. Neighbors hired someone to cut some trees down…
14. Just got home from a 10hr shift and my front door key broke off in the lock. The SO won’t be home for 3 more hours.
15. Bit down on a bite of blueberry pancake.
16. My dogs decided to eat a pen today…
17. I have to participate in a wedding in 5 minutes.
18. I had these shoes for about 8 months when the bottom side of my left shoe broke, during school. Guess who’s socks are going to be wet.
19. Left my 1-month-old bike for one night on the street. WTS
20. There was an earwig in my earbud. Discovered it when it began tickling my ear.
