I’m not a picky eater, and I have huge respect for those who work in the service industry, so I try my best to be a good customer. I almost never make special requests at a restaurant but sometimes you just want something specific. Delicious compliance, if you will.
There’s nothing better than fantastic customer service, especially when you’re hungry. These examples of delicious compliance are so on the nose that you can’t even complain because technically, they’re not wrong.
1. “I Said My Pad Thai Wasn’t Spicy Last Time So Please Make It Extra Spicy And This Was My Receipt”
14. “I Asked Them To Make My Burrito “As Spicy As They Are Allowed To”. I Should Have Been Concerned When The Chefs Started Laughing And Cheering, But I Was Not Expecting This Level Of Heat. After I Painstakingly Finished It, This Is What They Revealed They Used”
20. “The Lovely Family-Owned Diner In My Town Knows Me By Name. Mentioned I Wish I Could Order Extra Sausage Gravy For Dipping My Hashbrowns. Was So Pleasantly Surprised When I Got To Work!”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.