This Instagram Account Showcases The Ugliest Gardens And Yards (50 Pics)

There are two types of homeowners. One takes great pride in the curb appeal by keeping a perfectly manicured lawn or garden. The other lets it grow out of control, and sometimes, there’s even an old toilet used for potting plants. Talk about an ugly garden.

Gardening and yard work is a real passion for some people. I don’t own a house with a yard to take care of, but at some point in my adult life, I’ve grown jealous of my friend’s yards. I’m not even a dad and I wish I could mow a lawn right now.

This leads me to a popular Instagram account dedicated to garden and yard shaming. They curate the best worst pics of gardens and yards out there. Some will blow you away, but others have potential. According to their bio, this is a celebration of ugly gardens, not a condemnation. You be the judge.

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1. “His Bark Is Worse Than His Bite”

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2. “Single Use Plastic: No Good. Using It Again To Make A Goose Planting Bed: Genius”

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3. “The Secret Garden, Finally Revealed”

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4. “Perhaps It’s Time To Switch Chlorine Brands”

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5. “Serpentine”

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6. “Hidden Agenda”

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7. “Merry Christmas!”

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8. “Let There Be Light”

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9. “Shrine To The Panic Buy”

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10. “If You Like Piña Coladas, And Getting Caught In The Rain”

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11. “2021 Emerging”

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12. “To Pass Our Driveway You Must Answer Me These Questions Three…”

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13. “My Antivirus Software When I Stream Shows From Dodgy Websites”

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14. “Dentist And Gardener”

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15. “Gardening Was In Their Genes”

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16. “Welcome Home!”

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17. “Swan Lake”

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18. “Mood”

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19. “Morbid Hedge”

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20. “My Neighbour To-Piary”

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21. “Healthy Roots, Less Split Ends”

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22. “Femme Fatale: The Postman’s Affliction”

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23. “From The Archives: The Postman’s Nightmare”

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24. “Bring Greenery Back Into Our Urban Parks”

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25. “Cactus Rises Again”

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26. “Dali Of The Suburbs”

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27. “Topiary Final Boss”

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28. “How Not To Slide Into Dms”

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29. “Why?”

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30. “Pedestrians Beware, The Suburbs Are Surreal”

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31. *listens To Psy-Trance Once*

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32. “Do Not Make Eye Contact”

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33. “Our Bread And Butter”

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34. “Pole Position”

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35. “Down But Not Out”

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36. “2021’s Promises Are Already Delivering”

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37. “You Have Been Visited By Flamingo Heart Flock, This Lifts Your Mood”

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38. “Peak Late Stage Capitalism”

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39. “Une Soumission Française”

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40. “Home Of Werner Herzog”

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41. “Once You Have Made Eye Contact…”

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42. “Power Stance”

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43. “Spine Sublime- A Carving Most Creative”

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44. “There’s An App For That”

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45. “Future Primitive”

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46. “Neighbourhood Watch Brunswick”

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47. “Have ‘Indoor Plants’ Gone Too Far?”

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48. “The Groundskeepers Secret Project”

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49. “Alien Landscape”

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50. “Permanent Smile”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.