22 Entitled Single People Who, Umm, May Want To Lower Their Cringe Dating Standards

by Jason June 13, 2023

I’ve never been on dating sites because, well, the internet barely existed when I got married, so I guess I dodged a bullet.

Or is the convenience of talking to more potential suitors greater than the inconvenience of dealing with the B.S.?

Either way, I’d personally have to do some silent meditation each time I logged on and saw something like these entitled, kinda just delusional singles…

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1. “How is someone this picky”

2. “Written on a classroom whiteboard”

3. “What does she bring to the table besides her amazing personality?”

4. “This girl stood me up the first time and got annoyed when I refused to pick her up the second time”

5. “This ones a flat earther as well”

6. “This person is homeless with three kids and making demands on a dating app.”

7. “My favorite city to visit Due By”

8. “Sorry, chivalry is dead”

9. “Who is going to be her lucky guy?”

10. “One hour of texting = Home Delivery?”

11. “Another guy looking for a gf”

12. “Anything else to add onto the list?”

13. “You know he’s broke”

14. “Went on a few dates with this girl where I paid for everything. She was upset I asked her to pay for a sandwich on the third date”

15. “Tired of spending my own money”

16. “Dead end dating profile (F) asks me (M) for ride at 2:07am, I’m not that desperate.”

17. “You’d have to take out a small loan to date her.”

18. “Finally found the most toxic dating profile to date”

19. “Can’t imagine how he’s still single”

20. ‘Woman off a dating site who identified herself as “not a sugar baby”‘

21. “Love the double standards.”

22. “Sounds like a dreamy guy to date…”

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.

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