Mechanics Share The Craziest Things That “Just Rolled Into The Shop” In This Online Group (50 Pics)

There’s more to being a mechanic than trying to sell you everything under the hood. Mechanics see a lot of crazy stuff. It makes sense because they see so many different cars every day.

From filthy messes to live animals, you never know what will roll into the shop. These mechanics just had to take a pic of it.

1. “Customer Came In Saying There Was A Kitten In The Dashboard. One Of The Lube Techs Called Dibs. Meet Dash”

bmxstar1468

2. “Aircraft. Pilot Landed With His Breaks On”

goldenknight77

3. “Ladies And Gentlemen, We Have Achieved Peak Engineering”

PDX_drifter

4. “Big Brain Time”

Darth-Boogerus

5. “Cam In For An Appraisal To Trade In And Get The Mirror Cap Replaced. Hand Painted A Pterodactyl”

GambitsReturn

6. “Customer Dropped Off For Oil Change. Neglected To Mention This”

Igotaspotatlukins

7. “My Tyre Light Came On And I’m Not Sure Why”

unstealthypanda

8. “Technically A Carryout Since It Isn’t Rolling Anywhere”

themrfritzz

9. “C/S Vehicle Doesn’t Stay Running”

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10. “C/S To Install New Tire. C/Dns That The Tire Was Filled With Water In Sub-Zero Temperatures. Had To Cut The Sidewall Out With A Leatherman To Get The Tire Off The Wheel (After Breaking The Ice With A Sledgehammer)”

BoogerChute

11. “Good Post Or Bad Post?”

tiremonkey1

12. “Who’s The New Guy?”

Carsonfire90

13. “21′ Jetta 1.4 With 1300 Miles. Probably The 6th Clutch I’ve Done In The Last Month. What Makes People Buy Standard Cars When They Clearly Don’t Know How To Drive Stick Is Beyond Me”

Smokewrench802

14. “C/S Weird Rattling In Rear End And The Brake Light Is Out, Said She Tried Changing The Bulb Multiple Times”

GMCSierra18

15. “No Brake Lites”

Boosted3232

16. “Gotta Love Florida”

thaatpoppunkguy

17. “Accidentally Made A Magnifying Glass When Rain Gathered On Crash Wrap Covering A Busted Sunroof”

Boston-Corbett

18. “New Shop Pet Can We Keep Him?”

schaeflife

19. “Customer ‘My Cars Heat Isn’t Working'”

TJ_THE_HUMAN

20. “C/S States Engine Making ‘Pssst Pssst Pssst’ Noise”

LumenGA

21. “2020 Dodge Challenger. When You Live You Life A Quarter Mile At Time”

jessnuts79

22. “C/S: I Don’t Believe In Oil Changes!”

WeaknessBulky4520

23. “One Fender Bender Away From Turning His iPhone Into An Eyephone”

CentipedeZERO

24. “Customer Is Always Right”

dpatricio

25. “The New ‘Swiss’ Frame! 15% Lighter Than Conventional Frames…”

Tha_Tinman_

26. “Customer States Vehicle Has ‘Minor Coolant Leak'”

wo_throttle

27. “4 Bolts From The Same Part, 4 Degrees Of Cooperation”

Max_1995

28. “The Squirrels Are Trying To Burn This One Down…”

defiant888

29. “Roachcoach”

KamaroMike

30. “4wd Came In After Getting Stuck In A Deep Puddle, Car Wouldn’t Start At All With Nearly Every Light On The Dash. Pulled The Ecu Out And Found This Nightmare”

Kingtripz

31. “Customer Called For A Tow Because His Car Was Driving Funny”

Hemp-Hill

32. “This Got Towed Into My Buddy’s Uncle’s Shop In Nj. Snap-On Impact Gun Flew Through The Customers Windshield While On 78”

idrathernotdothat

33. “Guy Said He Hadn’t Changed His Oil In A Couple Months”

International_Law755

34. “Customer Said The Tire Still Had Plenty Of Meat On Them”

Cristhekid

35. “On Today’s Episode Of That’s F**ked Up”

greenturnedblue

36. “Yeah… Na”

Amockeryofthecistern

37. “Rolled Into The Shop, Didn’t Stop”

VolcomMan08

38. “C/S Ordered Wheel Package Online. Now Requesting Window Tint To Be Hidden From All The Crazy Looks He Gets In Traffic”

AlphaQtwyce

39. “C/S Vibration At Highway Speed”

Adventurous_Limit_78

40. “Very Sneaky… Walked Under The Lift Not Paying Attention… Got T-Bagged”

JHammerstix

41. “Cs: Suspension Bottoms Out… Not Even Kidding”

ToWeLsRuLe

42. “I Recommend Not Putting Spray Foam On Your Dash In 100° Weather”

Sigvauld

43. “A Apprentice Diesel Technician In My Class Tried To Do An Burnout In Reverse In His Mustang”

dvnfirefox

44. “Little Old Lady Dropped Off Her Caravan For A Brake Inspection. Yes That’s The Mileage She Would Have Seen On Her Receipt”

franklybutthurt

45. “C/S Car Is Running Rough…. Yes Those Are Bullets Holes”

BMWRtnine

46. “99 Rav4- A Vital Option Missing From Every Car Nowadays-The Groin Cooler”

Anonymoushipopotomus

47. “Oof… And It’s An E Class…”

whapitah2021

48. “Ma’am, You Need A Valve Job”

jittychitty

49. “Hardest Honesty Test I’ve Had To Pass”

Orgasmic_Tiger

50. “Walked Backed Into The Shop Because I Left Something Just To Find Out The Custodian Lifted The Rack Without Paying Attention”

dksgo

h/t: BoredPanda

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