I prefer when someone is a jerk to my face. Not saying I like it, but passive aggression, lack of social awareness, and talking sh*t behind my back is so much worse. If you feel the same, this list is going to trigger you.
In this group, people share things that have mildly infuriated them. Sure, it’s mild, but isn’t that enough? I think so.
1. My research supervisor’s way of writing “D” on tubes.
2. Instead of rinsing his cup between drinks, my boyfriend will just refill it with whatever since it “mixes in his stomach anyway”. pictured is his glass of “water” after milk and Oreos.
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4. I mean seriously why just…why?
5. Frankenstein was actually the name of the author.
6. Our toilet seat broke so the landlady sent us a new one and ignored our request for it to be square.
7. I Feel tricked, possibly even bamboozled.
8. Subway’s new “extra crispy” bacon.
9. Just… why?
10. A 10-minute walk in 91 degrees only to see someone locked up two of the nets. What’s the point of this?
11. I mean, you think I’m blind?
12. My partner and I just bought a lego storage box from the lego company and it has a crevasse where small legos get stuck.
13. Was cutting watermelon and my steel knife just snapped.
14. My husband puts his coffee mug next to 2 empty coasters.
15. I tried to separate my puddings…
16. Easy to lift handles my ass.
17. $81.78 in fees for two concert tickets, but don’t worry, delivery on the virtual tickets is F R E E
18. I’ve waited all those months for this? 😑
19. My friend ordered a pizza and got two different ones….
20. The most absurdly thin toilet paper I have ever seen, found in my Airbnb.
21. Let’s hope it’s not a support beam.
22. The tilted glassware in this restaurant makes me uncomfortable.
23. People who close binders like this.
24. Let’s use paper straws and wrap them in plastic.
Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome