Nate
Oddly specific shirts are meant for nobody or one specific person. We’ve all seen those cringey t-shirts from Facebook ads. Whenever one pops up in my feed I entertain the thought of buying one but I just can’t.
I’m an introvert so the idea of wearing an oddly specific shirt to describe myself before anyone says a word to me sounds great. I’m sure it would backfire on me because of the attention you must get from wearing such a specific shirt. At least most of them are funny.
1. “Smallest Target On Here”
2. “Proud Owner Of This Bad Boy”
3. “Um Ok”
4. “Ran Into My Brother Randomly Out Shopping And He Was Wearing This Beauty. He Has Only One Cat”
5. “A Gift From My Boyfriend”
6. “My Little Brother’s T-Shirt”
7. “Saw On Facebook”
8. “Self Referential Parody”
9. “My Wife Obviously Hates Me… A Christmas Present”
10. “Cicada Sexfest”
11. “Where My Welder Mom’s At??”
12. “Actual Shirt Owned By Actual FB Friend”
13. “One Of My Bar Regulars Waited 84 Years For His 21st Birthday! Happy Birthday Fred!”
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15. “Do You Love Gibbs? Were You Born In November?”
16. “Found Gold In The Wild”
17. “August Is Prime Snowmobile Weather”
18. “I Am A Can Do Anything In A Six-Foot Square Space”
19. “Trying To Find A Gift For My Dad And This Came Up”
20. “Relatable”
21. “Three People Is Probably A Stretch”
22. “For The Fisherman In Us All”
23. “My Mom Texted Me This Photo Today. Before You Ask – Yes, He Made This For Himself”
24. “From Stephen King’s Twitter”
25. “I Am A Living Donor And Blindly Donated My Kidney To A Child. I Got To Meet Him Yesterday”
26. “Now This Is One I Would Buy…”
27. “I’m Not A Mycologist But This Is Probably One Of The Best Targeted Shirts I’ve Seen”
28. “Sometimes He Kicks Me, If You Don’t Like It Move”
29. “And Which One Is That?”
30. “Recently Went Through A Rough Breakup, And My Dad Unironically Bought This For Me To Cheer Me Up. Made Me Laugh Pretty Hard, But I Genuinely Appreciate The Support. Love You Dad.”
