Just 35 Trees…Well…Sucking On Things

Nature is a force of its own. If you don’t tend to it, it’ll take over and consume everything in its path.

There’s a group online dedicated to pictures of trees sucking on things and it’s literally just that. From golf balls to bikes, yes bikes, and these are 35 of the best ones.

1. “I was splitting firewood and I found this bullet lodged in one of the logs. Notice how there’s no path of entry, so this tree was shot long ago and it healed itself around the bullet.”

sundstrom193

2. “At an abandoned auto plant, this fire hydrant didn’t stand a chance.”

JCPhotography_mi

3.

alittleredportleft

4. “Basketball hoop from the 90s”

olivermbs

5. “A willow tree I cut down that sucked so hard that it swallowed this entire metal pole”

treemonkey58

6.

wyb2

7.

You-Think-Im-Playin

8. “Trees care no f*cks for your words or your signs or your words on your signs.”

asst2therglmgr

9. “Old bike from WW2 era”

danieltgreene

10. “After 10 months this tree has almost swallowed a key”

HenroKappa

11. “The tree straight up says no”

LavaSnow666

12.

jurassicdad914

13.

jacobgree

14. “Growing around a sign!”

gmacc21

15. “A forgotten toy”

BoaGirl

16. “A tree being a real bro”

KimCureAll

17. “There’s a belt in this tree”

venus-n-furs

18. “These trees are enjoying a red delicious truck.

theguywhoisheretoday

19.

Kexy1

20. “Tree Sucking on Gravestone at Arlington Cemetery

Gargle_Marbles

21. “I don’t know why they had to replace a perfectly good sign.”

Dr-Alchemist

22.

I_am_Adamo

23.

PoorEdgarDerby

24. “Tree grows between metal and latex paint, eating the sign but leaving it readable”

LittleMissFirebright

25. “I visited this hungry boy in 2011 and visited him again 10 years later”

SHTF_IS_COMING

26. “An abandoned piano.”

esskay1711

27. “Used to be a satellite dish in my backyard”

MissFluff

28. “So that’s where I left my brush”

beautifulPrisms

29.

Jrobmn

30. “This tree is absorbing its guard rail”

elilefay

31. “Was cutting down a tree at a golf course and found a golf ball wedged in it”

el_tobleronie

32. “Softball getting slowly crushed”

jestercheatah

33.

griffitosburritos

34. “Look at this golf ball! It must have taken so long to get like this.”

temporalwanderer

35.

weebabyjesus

h/t: TreesSuckingOnThings

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.