31 Times People Came Up With A Brand New Sentence

I’ve been sorting through the internet for so long now I almost never see anything that makes me doubletake. Almost.

Funny sentences can be can sort of arrangement of words but sometimes I come across one that has to be completely original. There is no way anyone has ever put those words in that order before. Here are some of those times.


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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome