Mike
S**t happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Bought a “brand new” jacket online. Found this inside the pocket…
2. When you really shouldn’t drop the rings.
3. I’ve been saving this free game coupon since before the pandemic.
4. Tempered glass lid shattered, giving me Schrodinger’s Stir-Fry.
5. Angry Ex
6. Haven’t driven my car since I last got groceries. Found the missing milk under the seat, It rotted for several days.
7. Dogs locked us out of the car while evacuating Hurricane Ida.
8. AC went out yesterday, haven’t stopped sweating in 24 hrs and my cats are having heatstroke.
9. Got to my apartment from work during a rainy day to find a roof leak right over my laptop…
10. Someone locked my bike with their own bike lock.
11. This is, in fact, a Wendy’s.
12. Spent 6€ trying to make these things fall. Only got a pic of this postmodern sculpture (and no food or drink)
13. My wife tossed a pile of laundry into the dryer. Along with a brand new box of 500 dryer sheets…
14. Some poor kid’s croc and sock jammed in the escalator.
15. A jar of saffron broke inside my car.
16. Amazon leaving our groceries next to the cooler instead of inside, despite a clear label. All dairy ruined.
17. A month after I moved in, demolition began on this building, of course, they failed to mention that would happen. Instead of leveling it, it is being disassembled by jackhammers over several months. The new building won’t be done until 2025.
18. Flew 13 hours to Hawaii to see Volcanoes National Park.
19. My uncle’s 115yo boat, currently sitting on some rocks and leaking fuel after the anchor snapped.
20. The wedding party I went to decided to light fireworks inside a warehouse-type building with no proper ventilation which caused people to leave soon after.
21. The paint crew on my roof dropped a paint can on my balcony and tried to sweep it up with my personal broom.
22. My dog launched her foot off my unopened drink on her way out of the car.
23. Someone’s in for a rough afternoon.
24. Just broke my bicycle key while it was in the lock.
25. Someone’s going to be *pissed* when they get home…
26. Lost my phone in the woods, found it. But a car found it first.
