For better or worse, restaurants continue to innovate. Whether they’re taking an old recipe and deconstructing it, or serving a delicacy like sushi on a living human person, there’s no limit to how weird food can be.
Honestly, I’m kind of glad my fancy restaurant days are over. I now go to a bar with outdoor seating that’s minutes from my house, and that’s about it.
If I want to ruin a burger, I’ll do it from the safety of my own home. Fortunately, there are still many foodies out there in the world taking photos of the stupid food they see.
These intrepid food reporters then post photos on Reddit for all of us to laugh at.
Here are some funny photos of the stupidest food anyone’s ever seen:
1. When you want your sushi to kill you on your first bite. Grain of rice make’s it technically a roll.
2. Lobster Ice-Cream. Why not?
3. That doesn’t look like food. Looks like the opposite.
4. Today I learned there’s a place offering “pancake sushi.”
5. Someone found this on Instagram and no one can figure out what the food is.
6. Mmm. Fancy Banana Water.
7. When you invite Tesla over for a meal.
8. Apple pie from a local restaurant that’s delicious but impossible to eat.
9. Canada does it again with “poutine sushi.”
10. A Big Mac Salad in a glass.
11. A handful of jam from an upscale place.
12. The Michelada that doesn’t look completely finished. Do you eat the cans?
13. Alfredo Burrito.
14. Excuse me waiter. Yes, there’s a rib in my burger.
15. Deconstructed coffee.
16. The fancy fries that offer an escape.
17. Deconstructed Greek Salad.
18. Beef stroganoff tacos. No.
19. Potatoes at fancy restaurant painted like rocks.
20. Sushi croissant.
21. Avocado has gone too far.
22. A soft shell crab in a bloody mary.
23. Frosting on a burger for when you want to die young.
24. Another beautiful burger idea: a bunch of burnt cheese.
25. Ice cream in a doughnut with a “shot” of espresso.
h/t Reddit: r/StupidFood