Nate
When someone tells you they won the food lottery, it’s not what you’d expect. It doesn’t mean they bought a ticket to win a lifetime supply of their favorite food. What it does mean is that they opened up their drumstick to find a whole extra one in there.
I’m guessing when this happens it’s human error, but someone will be lucky enough to win the food lottery sooner or later. This makes up for all those times you opened a bag of chips that’s all air.
1. “This Big Lettuce”
2. “A Miracle Has Occurred”
3. “Giant Lemon Off Our Tree”
4. “This Banana Is The Size Of My Entire Forearm”
5. “This Butternut Squash Was Almost All Squash”
6. “Was Portioning Out Some Sour Patches When The Ultimate Sour Patch Boss Fell Out”
7. “I Got A Bonus Roll”
8. “My Friend’s Chicken Laid A Huge Egg With A Regular Size Egg Inside It”
9. “This Kinder Egg Has Two Layers”
10. “This Pizza With Way More Toppings Than Shown On The Box”
11. “Found A Perfect Salt Crystal In My Sea Salt Packet”
12. “Got The Rare Dark Chocolate With Granola Bar Flavor”
13. “Full Meal Kiwi”
14. “My 5-Year-Old Found A Pack Of Fruit Roll-Ups With 2 Rolls In 1 Wrapper”
15. “Found This Bunch Of Bananas In My Box Of Runts”
16. “Grapes My Dad Grows That Look Like Plums”
17. “I Cracked An Egg Today And There Were Three Yolks Inside”
18. “My Wife Hit The Animal Cracker Jackpot”
19. “This Mushroom I Found 5 Years Ago”
20. “A Twin Banana”
21. “Giant Puffball Mushroom My Sister Found In The Woods”
22. “Found A Giant Blueberry In My Parfait”
23. “My Corn Sprouted A Baby Corn Inside The Husk”
24. “This Baby Tangerine Was Hiding In A Bigger Tangerine”
25. “I Found The Legendary Garlic Bulb”
26. “My Ice Cream Was Completely Overfilled”
27. “Behold, The King Of Cereal Flakes”
28. “I Just Found A Super Long Mini Marshmallow”
29. “Jackpot”
30. “Weirdest Blackberry I’ve Ever Seen. Crested Black Satin Thornless Blackberry”
h/t: DeMilked