Nate
Forbidden snacks are tasty to the eye, but not to the mouth. I’m a big guy who loves snacks, and it’s always a huge letdown when inanimate objects look like food. There are few things as disappointing as finding out the chocolate cake you thought you could get your hands on is just some sort of rock formation. At least we’re adults who can then go buy a real cake after. If you’re like me, these forbidden snacks will have you ordering food in no time.
1. “Bacon Rock!”
2. “The Road Waffle”
3. “Was told my pin looked like a shrimp no less than 5 times today.”
4. “Forbidden Mushrooms”
5. “Forbidden Tortilla”
6. “Forbidden Pastry”
7. “Forbidden Spaghetti (Yarn My Mom Is Dying)”
8. “Forbidden Tuna Sandwich”
9. “Forbidden Cheese”
10. “Forbidden Candy (Roller Skate Bushings)”
11. “Forbidden Ground Beef”
12. “Forbidden Salami (Bags Of Cocaine)”
13. “Forbidden Dough (The Way My Sheets Settled In The Wash)”
14. “Forbidden Tuna Roll”
15. “Forbidden Burger”
16. “Forbidden Slurpee”
17. “Forbidden Chocolate Cake”
18. “Forbidden Mints”
19. “Forbidden Caramel Candy (Rubber Door Stop Replacement Tips)”
20. “Forbidden English Muffins”
21. “Forbidden Cereal (Old Assyrian Tablets)”
22. “Forbidden Fried Chicken”
23. “Forbidden French Onion Soup (Molten Steel Tractor)”
24. “Forbidden Glazed Donuts”
25. “Forbidden Chocolate Bar”
26. “Forbidden Milk”
h/t: ForbiddenSnacks