Epic Tumblr Story Tells The Legend Of The Goat Guy

Tumblr is a great place to get lost in the weeds. You never know what you’ll come across while you’re there. Take this story about a mother who was determined to set her son up with a woman via the offering of goats, for instance. It’s a longer read, but worth it.

This man will forever be known as the Goat Guy.

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h/t

Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.