Mike
S**t happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. My city decided it didn’t want these trees anymore 🙁
2. Dropped and broke my favorite plate I’ve used for 32 years. You served me well, Bros.
3. General Sherman, the world’s largest tree, is wrapped in a fire-resistant blanket as wildfires threaten the park.
4. This is how my morning started. Wtf.
5. Literally got my internet cut off last Sunday at 9 PM.
6. What I asked for vs what I got.
7. Went to work no problem. I left work to go home and the car sounded like it lost a muffler. Got home and found my catalytic converter stolen while I was parked. I’ve only had this car for 6 months.
8. A coworker let me know after the meeting that I looked naked and pissed off the whole time!
9. It’s always a pleasure to realize that your coworkers don’t know how to close a box properly… Right when you’re ready to go home.
10. Found one and then twist my finger… Lucky me!
11. Gotta love ads in my fortune cookie.
12. A portable battery fell and broke my ceramic Lakers basketball piggy bank that I’ve been using since I was 10.
13. After a 20+ year relationship and a rough breakup, my ex-partner dropped off her keys to the house today in this bag.
14. Just got home from work and dropped my laptop…
15. My Kit came with no Kat…
16. Dropped two pies on the floor as they were coming out of the oven 🙁
17. I wore a mesh hat on a 30-mile hike. Feeling like Aang today.
18. $13 salad on the floor of the car.
19. The USB music compilation I made for my wife to enjoy in her new (to her) car.
20. Yesterday, I got a flat tire. Today, I put an inspection hole in my sump with a rock.
21. What now?
22. I made some bomb-ass cookies today and then wondered what the “film” was over them. Upon closer inspection realized I forgot to take off the PLASTIC wrap that was covering them before I mindlessly popped them into the oven.
23. My mother-in-law started the dishwasher for us when we were away. She used dish soap.
