Nate
When I was in 4th grade, I somehow accidentally stabbed the palm of my hand with a pencil. It wasn’t a horrific incident but it was stuck in there pretty good. Decades later, I realized there’s still a bit of that pencil stuck under my skin.
I figured I must be the only person who accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil, but the internet has once again proved me wrong. There’s an entire subreddit dedicated to people like me…or should I say…us?
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3. “Thanks Nathan…2nd grade you sucked”
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5. “My 6yo just joined the club as of yesterday and was very alarmed when we told her it might not ever go away. So we showed them this sub and they’re super excited now to be a ‘part of the club.'”
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7. “I was 7. My crush asked me if he could stab my knee with a pencil. I said yes”
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9. “In elementary school I pulled the classic ‘you won’t stab me’ line.”
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11. “45 years ago the PE teacher was waving me along during laps and her pencil met my hand. I remember her digging it out with her fingernails over the bathroom sink.”
12. “Right on the hip. 6th grade. Mark Shoe, if you’re out there, I still haven’t forgiven you.”
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14. “I took an arrow to the knee!!!”
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17. “22 years with my knee stab wound!”
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19. “Big ups to Trevor in the 8th grade for making me a part of this community.”
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21. “A love story. Early 6th grade in world cultures. My crush was arguing with me. Stabbed me. I bled. He begged me not to rat him out. I obliged. It didn’t work. We are not married.”
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23. “Got stabbed on the hip at 6/7 years old by a classmate. After 25 years+ I get asked about it when I wear a swimsuit. It’s my only ‘tattoo'”
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25. “Asian girl stabbeb me for making fun of kpop 8th grade”
h/t: PencilStabbers