Nate
Being a plant parent can be frustrating. I’ve seen plants THRIVE in the crack of a sidewalk, but as soon as I bring one inside and give it everything it asks for, it decides to get all picky. Especially succulents.
Luckily, there’s a place online we can all go to shame our succulents for being the finicky little guys they are. It’s all in good fun.
The commentary is funny and there are even some helpful people in the group that may have some tips for you. Either way, these succulents deserve to be called out.
1. “Identifies as a palm tree?”
2. “I forgot to water the cactus so it just grew a root to steal water from its neighbor. Rude.”
3. “Was told my idiot leaf needs to be taught the difference between roots and flowers by shaming it.”
4. “I have no words… just laughs…”
5. “Trying to throw hands”
6. “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s soil”
7. “Yes mate we get it, you’re very good at roots. Maybe we could give leaves a go next?”
8. “Traditionally, you would only grow out of the top of the pot”
9. “I hope the gigantic flower stalk was worth it bud, cause you don’t have much plant left.”
10. “She’s just glad to be in a pot and not carried around by a tiny tyrant.”
11. “This one is two years old. Two!”
12. “WHY DO YOU INSIST ON GROWING LIKE A SIDEWAYS PALM TREE! Is that… IS THAT A MULLET?”
13. “Stop touching your brother!”
14. “Left my succs with my mom during military training. She actually thought it was okay to give them back to me like this. I don’t even know which plant it is.”
15. “Finally, a place to show off my stupid echeveria. Look at how tall and dumb he is.”
16. “Dude…”
17. “It’s just…It’s just a d**k.”
18. “I mean why?”
19. “I mean. Sure”
20. “I don’t think this is how you were supposed to look.”
21. “I call her Nessie give me your worst”
22. “I made a container of shame for little bastards who don’t grow any roots!”
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h/t: succshaming