Walnut The Crane Rejects All Suitors And Falls In Love With Her Human Keeper

It’s a tale as old as time: an endangered bird kills every mate her conservationist keepers try to pair with her, but then, she falls for one of the keepers. Who among us hasn’t experienced this kind of bond?

Sadly, many species on this planet are in peril. In fact, humans seem hellbent on destroying the entire world on the way to destroying themselves.

Frankly, there’s no reason for a sane animal to ever become involved with their sworn enemy, a human.

TV writer Amanda Deibert tweeted about the story and made reference to how relatable this story is:

So… just what was the whole story? Below you’ll find out, along with some hot gossip added by those who read about this story.

Here is the beautiful story of a crane named walnut who fell in love with her keeper:


The happy couple…

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How it started…

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How it’s going…

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Wow.

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Now that you know the whole story, let’s see how the peanut gallery responded. Surely, they must be as respectful as they always are when it comes to big celebrity couples.

Here are the funniest comments on the story:


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But wait… there’s a video!

Welp. There you have it. I want what they have.

h/t Amanda Deibert