Dietician Gives Hilariously Honest Review Of Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn (18 Tweets)

How do you feel about candy corn? It seems to me that this debate comes up every year on whether it’s good or not. I’m personally a fan of candy corn. Don’t get me wrong…I wouldn’t say it’s the best Halloween candy ever but I do like it. To get more specific, I only like the original plain old candy corn. None of these crazy offshoots Brach’s candy company comes up with.

This brings me to this hilarious;y honest review of Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy. Yes, you read that correctly. TURKEY DINNER CANDY. I did not know this was a thing until dietician @momofnorank used her expertise to review the candy and I’m thankful for it.

So if you were considering trying Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy, check out this review first. If not for the nutritional expertise, just enjoy the sheer funny commentary.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.