Husband Kills Window Spider That Wife Thought Was “Perfect For Halloween” — A Twitter Thread

One of my favorite parts of Spooky Season is walking around my neighborhood and looking at all of the Halloween decorations. Some people go all out, but no one goes more all-out than Sydney Battle’s parents.

She tweeted that her parents are currently in an argument because her dad killed a “Window Spide\r” that her mom thought was perfect for Halloween. I kind of agree with her mom on this one. I hate killing spiders and if they aren’t bothering anyone just leave it be, right? It is Halloween after all.

Sydney’s tweet sparked a funny thread of other people sharing similar stories. Including a debate about whether or not it’s good to kill these spiders. We all have our own rules, it seems.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.