Mike
S**t happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Toddler learned how to use the microwave.
2. DoorDashed food and in the 5 minutes it took me to get to the door, the neighbor’s cat ate through the box and stole some chicken.
3. And now my bedroom smells like a nightclub.
4. Landlord ordered a new gas oven to replace the old broken one. He only paid to have it dropped off. He is very shocked that I’m not happy.
5. I cleaned my glasses but apparently, there was a small stone on the cloth.
6. Just bought a gallon of chocolate milk for the kids. Bumped it trying to put it into the fridge and it Noped right out of my hand. A gallon really doesn’t seem like much, until you have to clean it off the floor. The splatter zone behind me was pretty impressive too.
7. A friend had a lawn service accidentally spray their entire lawn with grass killer. The kicker: they came back for a second application.
8. I washed a blanket with my clothes and it basically disintegrated…
9. Wasted a day looking for my Apple Pencil
10. First time trying to grow carrots from seeds. 6 months later.
11. Left my car sitting at work for a little over a month. Went to go pick it up today and the interior is covered in mold. FML
12. My cat decided to piss on my new switch, instead of literally anywhere else.
13. No no no why did you park your car there why???
14. Got my Magneto helmet from Amazon.
15. This happened to my mom’s room at 3 in the morning.
16. I obliterated my Xbox today when I lost my footing.
17. I discovered a 5’ deep sinkhole in my backyard.
18. My microwave caught on fire.
19. That would be embarrassing…
20. When you are only half awake, and pack raw bacon in your lunch instead of the leftover pizza you bagged up.
21. A relative of mine got a tattoo recently and didn’t double-check the spelling.
22. The new car I’ve been saving up for got its catalytic converter stolen after having it less than 6 months. Ouch.
23. I was sitting in History Class today and my pen exploded. My face and table are also covered in ink. (It does not come off)
24. Admiring the sunset when suddenly…
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