If You’re Going To Ruin Your Car With A Bumper Sticker, These Are The Ones (21 Pics)

Bumper stickers are forever. I drive a used car that came with one of those Baby On Board stickers, but I don’t have kids. It won’t come off, so I left it on there. I wish it was one of those marathon stickers so people think I could run a marathon. These are some funny bumper stickers that are worth ruining your pain job over.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.