If you go to a restaurant and they don’t bring your food out on a plate, the food automatically sucks. It just makes me wonder what they’re trying to distract me from. There’s no need to put it on a shovel. Don’t serve my food on a brick, either. Just bring it out on a plate and stop pretending you’re special.
1. “‘Caesar salad’ from last night.”
2. “Two microwaved (unsalted) pretzels on a piece of wood.”
3. “I can’t afford to eat here”
4. “This breakfast might meet the eggspectations of this sub”
5. “I guess the butter is technically on a plate…technically…”
6. “Tacos in a water glass”
7. “My girlfriend’s pasta came in a saucepan.”
8. “It was as awkward to eat as you would expect”
9. “Salt Bae’s restaurant. Cost around £500. No plate.”
10. “A sad salad and garlic bread in a too small cast iron skillet.”
11. “Even at a Michelin star restaurant the don’t have plates”
12. “The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives”
13. “Legit tasty meal but why the wire on a block of wood?”
14. “Thai red curry in a metal pan. Everyone else got plates.”
15. “So my friend ordered a waffle with white chocolate and whipped cream. They delivered it in a iced coffee cup.”
16. “Just shovel it in.”
17. “German restaurant serving peasoup (Grüne Erbsensuppe mit Bockwurst)”
18. “Tapas on legos… Spain”
19. “I’d like to order a shopping cart of fries please”
20. “First you prep the food, then you serve it on the same used cutting board!”
21. “The photo from the menu of a local restaurant”
22. “Masterchef UK contestant serves his signature dish on a box full of sand and rocks mean to resemble the sea.”
23. “Hold the phone…”
24. “Octopus & potatoes in a roof tile”
25. “Croquetas served on a pillow”
h/t: wewantplates