30 People Who Very Much Want You To Know They Totally Had Sex

No one likes a braggart, especially when it comes to sex. We get it, you have sex, but there’s no reason to shout it from the rooftops or post about it online.

Although it is pretty funny to see how many people overshare their business when no one asked. These people DEFINITELY want everyone to know that they have sex.

1. “Sir this is a Doordash”

boozypeach

2. “Even in handbag reviews, there’s no escape.”

CaptTeebs

3. “For your next anniversary”

pm_me_whatver

4. “My friend wanted to brag about a blowjob. I had not even messaged him since this morning.”

Uncultured_Fett

5. “Posted by a guy I went to high school with, putting him in his mid 30s. Outstanding.”

Keltadin

6. “It’s 1am FFS”

Legitimate-Plum-4959

7. “The girl in the dorm next to me has her boyfriend over today. She hasn’t stopped talking about how they’re going to be ‘really loud’ today.”

throwitawaybitch1998

8. “On a post about someone finding an unopened Playstation in the attic of his dead grandfather.”

dangerdee92

9. “All I wanted to know was if we could play some video games…”

ForgottenPhenom

10. “So we get it. You have a job”

PrettySarah1

11. “Hate when people underestimate the condoms I use in a night smh”

Dumdemiboy

12. “They had the sex”

. Probabil

13. “Felt like this belonged here”

greytshirt4ever

14. “Only two months…”

Palimpsestmc1

15. “The reply says it all”

itsyaaagirl

16. “A guy I haven’t spoken to in a while decided to celebrate New Years with me”

tbekkerman

17.

KacieLafleur

18. “Sex is having”

couplefromspace

19. “Thanks for the info dude.”

eatyourbacon102

20. “I have an active sex life”

essentialfloss

21. “Immediately left swiped”

nicolejane

22. “My friend’s dog just died”

[deleted]

23. “Found one in the wild. I guess it’s only good after sex.”

chuckrussell

24. “Valentine’s Day sex TMI”

danacatalina

25. “TMI sis”

stauder426

26. “The Clappening”

Spacemonkie4207

27. “Desperate is an understatement”

Maixintellect

28. “Saw this on twitter this morning, can’t believe some people are actually like this.”

harambes_ghost2

29. “My friend after inviting him over.”

TheEqualizer1517

30. “‘Getting stuff’ Nothing like the good ol’ act tough but keep it PG for the kids”

H2OPsy

h/t

Nate

Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.