A Lot Of Things Didn’t Happen This Week, But These Didn’t Happen The Most (15 Pics)

Sorry, folks. There is just a zero percent chance any of these things happened. Enjoy cringing while you read them.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome