Nate
LinkedIn is a great place to network and find job opportunities, but also to see some high-level crazy.
There’s an entire group dedicated to these so-called “LinkedIn Lunatics” that people have scrolled past. It has a mix of rampant virtue signaling, cringeworthy titles, and stories. Here are some of our favorites.
1. “Money doesn’t matter, but here’s how much I have in case you were wondering (nobody was wondering)”
2. “What a lonely, lonely person”
3. “Because this has something to do with LinkedIn somehow.”
4. “Everyone should know I’m going on vacation”
5. “Wut”
6. “She photoshopped a faked text to herself to quote herself?”
7. “Why even take breaks? Just keep working”
8. “Young daughter in hospital, lunatic continuing to work…from the hospital…and obviously posting it on LinkedIn.”
9. Get Outta Here
10. “Bad date. Agree?”
11. “This brings the term ‘LinkedIn Lunatic’ to a whole new level”
12. “The Trifecta: A post, a reply to the post packaged into a screenshot. Then comment on the post.”
13. “Would you accept to be microchipped for easy company access – Yes – No – Maybe”
14. “LinkedIn loser finds inspiration while taking a dump.”
15. “I am unwell, and the world needs to know”
16. “So if you don’t meet your parents often, you get rejected?”
17. “No title. I have no words. Agree?”
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19. “You’re an intern, bro”
20. “Too Entrepreneurial”
21. “I’d rather be unemployed than shill my baby for any company”
h/t: Ranker