It’s hard to believe we’re coming up on the end of 2021. It seems like just last year, we were all collectively having the worst year ever. I hope things were better for you this year. If not, then I hope you don’t have it as bad as these folks, who were having the worst day ever. Fails so bad they decided to share it online. If you’re feeling down, these pics will cheer you up. Just remember, you’re laughing with them, not at them.
Let’s hope these people’s luck will turn around in 2022.
1. “In-laws invited us over for dinner; it was a trap”
2. “This pillar was straight last week. This is the first floor of a seven-floor building.”
3. “My boss’s secretary quit this morning after delivering breakfast.”
4. “I now remember that yesterday I wanted a cool soda”
5. “I think I left a window open last night, not sure.”
6. “When you’re working from home and you hit video instead of audio”
7. “A part of Highway 1 fell into the ocean, so a 45 mile drive turned into a 200 mile drive.”
8. “Been waiting 6 weeks for a rather expensive toilet so we can fit it at a client’s house, it has finally arrived”
9. “Look I’ve heard it’s rough in AUS, but South Africa hits different. No morning swim today.”
10. “I’m a solar roofer, and we are required to wear gloves while we work…it’s only may”
11. “Is it funnier knowing that these are antidepressants?”
12. “My 12 year old, allergic to nearly everything”
13. “Got off the train at the wrong station. Now i’m in the middle of nowhere without food, it’s raining, it’s cold, i’m hungry and next train is in 7 hours. Please keep me company.”
14. “In ten seconds I’m going to discover the value of lifejackets and renter’s insurance”
15. “When your cabinet decides it’s time to break lose and come crashing down the day you install your brand new glass top stove.”
16. “Autopilot brain”
17. “Sitting here for over an hour waiting to be Interviewed”
18. “Son decided to swallow a nickel and turn $.05 into $4400.00”
19. “Boyfriend decided to try out a new hairdresser.”
20. “I took some aspirin when I was tired it was really late at night. I realized an hour later that what I took was not aspirin.”
21. “-25 outside. Heavy grocery bag. No gloves. Long reunion/chat with old friend in parking lot. Gravity.”
22. “Someone managed to lose their new box of… lost-item trackers.”
23. “My toddler and I walked to the park …… just to find that the whole playground has been removed”
24. “Apartment hallway in Dallas, TX looks like a scene from the Titanic”
25. “I asked the kids to check on how many eggs we had left, quote ‘We have plenty.'”
26. “A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshipers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statue.”
27. “My neighbours had a party last night. That’s my trampoline.”
28. “See those eggs? They are supposed to be in the pies. I made two hot oily chocolate garbage circles.”
29. “Slipped in the shower, landed on the toilet”
30. “Gravity wins. But I live to trip another day.”
31. “How do you guys like my new shower?”
32. “Finished sorting my cards! And then I fell…”
33. “I did not look closely enough at that label”
34. “Candle was super fragrant last night… now I know why!”
35. “For a month, I thought I lost my wedding ring on a cross country road trip. I called gas stations, pawn shops, searched lost and found post. Finally, I gave up ever seeing it again when we realized it was under my husband’s deodorant!!!”
36. “A bird crapped in the open mouth piece of my coffee”
37. “I’m starting to think this view isn’t worth golfers aiming directly at our homes”
38. “Late for work. Shut the fridge door too hard. Knocked wine bottle off the fridge. Hit my coffee. Bad morning.”
39. “Ordered One Brussel Sprout instead of 1kg! Need to cut it into four to go round!”
40. “Currently stuck in an elevator in my apartment building, was told about 40 minutes until the tech arrives and I have to pee”
41. “My delicious chicken sandwich from Wendy’s”
42. “My boyfriend wanted to take a picture of that glass of wine, then my dog showed up in my window and did this”
43. “So part of the automated chicken feeding system broke today…”
44. “My son teased his sister and she threw a Switch controller at my parent’s 75″ TV”
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46. “Phone slipped out of my pocket while go karting and became wedged under the kart. This is what I found at the end of the lap.”
47. “Ordered a new chlorinator for the pool, the instructions came on VHS”
48. “Red Robin has pizza now, but when you customize the order it defaults to no cheese and no sauce. I didn’t notice it until I got home from curbside pickup.”
49. “In Denmark a flat-screen was delivered on the right street and number. But the wrong town. Houses were not built yet. It was pouring rain. Not my TV”
50. “Tire blew out on the way to work. Not a problem, I’ve got a spare. Nope. Spare gave out too.”
When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.