Mike
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Dropped my cologne in my sink.
2. Joke’s on you, most pics in that card are yours.
3. Happened at a law firm FYI. At least it’s Friday…
4. Overfilled my jars to freeze the bone broth I spent 48 hours simmering.
5. Goalkeeper stopping the ball with her face (she was fine after a short break)
6. Forgot my plastic spatula in the oven while heating up my lasagna.
7. Housemate’s dog got into my 6 hour Butter Chicken. No dinner for me tonight.
8. Locked my door and ran outside my apt in a hurry, keys got caught inside.
9. When you set the oven way too high while letting your pizza dough rise. Yeah, that’s a melted bowl, baked dough, and a burned kitchen towel.
10. This was my dad’s only Christmas bonus from the company he’s worked at for over 20 years: A $20 off coupon for a frozen turkey. My mom got a Christmas ornament.
11. Just bought my first house. Was told there was hardwood under all the carpet. Tested a discreet corner in the closet, which did in fact have hardwood beneath. But not the living room. Looks like I’ll be spending too much money on new flooring now…
12. $80 Christmas gift applied directly to my driveway.
13. Touched my hot glass stovetop with a microfibre towel. It won’t come off.
14. Never heard it happen.
15. Anyone adopting?
16. “I’ll do the dishes tomorrow”
17. When the stylist says “I’m having a tough time with your hair line!”
18. This loaf of bread my girlfriend bought was hollow.
19. Power went out during the premier of Spider-Man NWH at my local theatre. 30 minutes in and we were asked to leave.
20. The painter went over my doorbell and now it’s stuck.
21. Soooooo close.
