Woman Roasts 27-Course Meal In Hilariously Honest Review Of Michelin Starred Restaurant (19 Pics)

Writer Geraldine DeReuiter recently visited Bros., Lecce, a Michelin starred restaurant and it was her worst dining experience according to her brutally honest review on her popular blog The Everywhereist.

The post went viral for its blunt, but necessary review of her experience and it’s a WILD ride.

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5. “I’ve added the bread plate for scale. This was the largest course of the 27 (We got six noodles and one piece of bread each.)”

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6. “A course for *two* people at Bros.”

7. “These reconstituted orange slices (one per person) were a course.”

8. “Rand holding up one of the courses — a paper-thin fish cracker — in its entirety.”

9. “This was a main course. It’s about a tablespoon of food.”

10. “A sliver of oyster loaf with foam. David’s face here says more than I ever can.”

11. “Teaspoon of olive ice cream.”

12. “Rand tries to figure out what part of this dish is edible.”

13. “He cannot.”

14. “Another course – a citrus foam – was served in a plaster cast of the chef’s mouth. Absent utensils, we were told to lick it out of the chef’s mouth in a scene that I’m pretty sure was stolen from an eastern European horror film.”

15. “The meat droplet course.”

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