The Funniest Things Aquarium And Zoo Employees Have Ever Been Asked — A Thread

When I was a kid i thought it’d be cool to work at a zoo. Then I found out it’s a lot less playing with the baby animals and a lot more shoveling poop. All I had to do was ask.

People ask aquarium and zoo employees all kinds of wild things, and we are so removed from nature the questions seem borderline insane.

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Mike

Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome