Guy Wants To Open A $1 Grilled Cheese Food Truck In Hilarious Twitter Rant (29 Tweets)

There’s nothing more annoying than standing in line behind someone who can’t decide what they want to order. Twitter user Daniel Danger has come up with the perfect solution in this epic rant, which has morphed into a brilliant business plan.

He wants to open a grilled cheese truck with no extras. Just like the grilled cheese like your mom made, not your stepmom. Here’s the kicker, they’re $1 and only $1. If you give him $5, you get 5 grilled cheese sandwiches. It’s the simplest and most brilliant idea I’ve heard in some time. I hope to stumble out of a bar one day to stumble upon Daniel Danger’s $1 Grilled Cheese Truck.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.