Mike
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. When this is your stop…
2. Sold my iPad in public space at night in Minnesotan -10F temperature, turned out it’s fake.
3. This is my view from the bathroom floor, looking at the hole in the ceiling I just fell through.
4. I accidentally ripped out my eyelashes an hour before I got married.
5. Guy dropped a $40,000 pallet of glass on his first day.
6. The cheese won.
7. Guess what kind of animal nonchalantly pushed my mug from the table.
8. When the road wants to kill you.
9. It seems I’m the only one who commuted into the office today. Maybe there’s a memo out there I didn’t receive.
10. A coworker tried to sharpen my good kitchen knifes with an angle grinder.
11. My wife’s attempt at making vegan waffles…
12. Friend’s dad made some cayenne rolls from scratch tonight. He thought he was using cinnamon. The rolls had no cinnamon.
13. Cheesecake arrived 2 days late and unsafe to eat.
14. $396 bottle of eye drops my dad needs before cataract surgery. Medicare didn’t cover it. (Quarter for scale)
15. My parents cut down my favorite plant in the house 😭 because it was “a waste of water”… (papaya plant)
16. My girlfriend found a bandaid in her food… well, in her mouth really…
17. Welp…
18. I got asked out to see the new spider man movie and she didn’t show up:/
19. The good news, I narrowly avoided a house fire today. The bad news, all of the outlets in my basement are dead now.
20. “Hi, I’m calling to start a claim -my car is flooded… oh, I don’t have flood coverage? In that case, it’s on fire”
21. $80 Christmas gift applied directly to my driveway.
