People Are Calling “Altoona Style” A Crime Against Pizza — A Twitter Thread

Move over New York and Chicago-style pizza. There’s a new pizza in town and it’s got everyone talking…about how awful it looks. I’ve witnessed some horrible food crimes in my day, but few come close to the Altoona Style pizza. I think it’s safe to say that if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s this.

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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.