People Are Calling “Altoona Style” A Crime Against Pizza — A Twitter Thread

Move over New York and Chicago-style pizza. There’s a new pizza in town and it’s got everyone talking…about how awful it looks. I’ve witnessed some horrible food crimes in my day, but few come close to the Altoona Style pizza. I think it’s safe to say that if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s this.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.