Mike
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Welp, I almost fell into a sinkhole under my porch. I caught myself on the edge of the hole, from my chest down was just dangling beneath me. Below the opening the hole is about 10’ wide and 15’ deep. Fun fact I watched the movie Journey to the Center of the Earth yesterday.
2. The new jar of Nutella my girlfriend tried to heat in the microwave.
3. The guys digging for Google fiber just cut my AT&T fiber line. And I work from home. Great.
4. There was a blizzard last night so we decided to check on our car…
5. Knife snapped and nearly hit my wife in the face.
6. A piece of my infected wisdom tooth just fell off.
7. The bottom of my glass fell off somehow and made a mess…
8. When you’re stopping for gas, and now you’re stranded with a full tank of gas. I drive an old 97 Toyota.
9. Came from an 8 hour flight just to find that the people of the airport broke into my luggage.
10. Didn’t manage to get a video before getting pushed away by firemen, but a bunch of cars including mine are exploding in my apartment’s parking garage.
11. This dog ate my neighbors food delivery.
12. Took time between sets to help a gym employee move a squat rack and pop…achilles smoked.
13. A lovely note. Happened to me once, so I can relate.
14. My first ever homemade vanilla ice cream. Unfortunately, the recipe didn’t call for 150g salt and a pinch of sugar.
15. Walked out my door to see this. Guess I won’t be driving to work today.
16. My glass coffee table just exploded.
17. I was scraping off the front window when I thought I heard ice and snow sliding off the back window. It was not snow or ice.
18. Came home from work to find out my dog destroyed my feather pillow.
19. First day back to college and the hot chocolate machine had ants inside it.
20. Dropped 10 pounds of beads on the floor today at work. Boss was not happy.
21. This is what happens when you leave a case of pop in the truck of your car when the overnight temp is -32°C
