People Replace The Word ‘Pet’ With ‘Roommate’ And The Stories Are Hilarious

Did you know that if you replace the words “my pet” in a story with “my roommate” it creates some of the most bizarre and hilarious stories? You should try it. Here’s one from my life.

One time, I accidentally closed my roommate in a recliner and didn’t realize what had happened until they started screaming.

For the record, it was my cat and it was an accident. They shouldn’t have been laying under there, to begin with. Anyway, here are some of the funniest stories pet owners shared in this funny thread.


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Nate

Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.