Yes, God Has A Twitter Account, And Yes He Will Smite You (40 Tweets)

Sometimes it feels like the world is ending, but I think it’s fair to say that God’s probably fed up with us at this point, right? It’s 2022, if humans can use Twitter to complain about everything, so can God. Humanity gets a well-deserved roast treatment in these funny God tweets.

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.