These “Meals” Need To Be Shamed (25 Food Crimes)

I had my share of “struggle meals” in my 20s but that was out of necessity. These people are eating like this on purpose!

These are the type of people to say things like “whatever, it’s all going into the same place.”

A complete lack of taste.

These all grossed me out. The shrimp pizza really bothered me.


 

1. My aunt’s specialty: chicken liver pâté and boiled eggs.

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2. My mom’s blue cheese salmon.

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3. Under a tight deadline, I had to stop everything to post my wife’s dinner.

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4. Saw it in a dream.

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5. “Brownies” but with crunchy peanut butter instead of eggs.

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6. “Steak Rolls” from a local Chinese take-away.

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7. Leftover Chinese sugar bun, frozen sausage, egg and cheese. All fried in butter.

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8. Spicy miso ramen with soft serve ice cream.

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9. When I ordered ‘extra shrimp’ to my pizza, thinking I’ll have some chopped shrimp all over it.

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10. Cheese I made using a can of Red Bull to curdle the milk. (Mint for garnish)

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11. my co-worker’s lunch. Spaghettios meatballs

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12. This is what my friend from Indiana thinks is shepherd’s pie.

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13. “Orange chicken” style Spam over rice.

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14. Don’t try to make pasta in a cup.

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15. i made banana bread but added an entire bottle of red food coloring.

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16. I added purple carrots to my chicken noodle soup.

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17. Buddy at work “doesn’t trust microwaves” so he reheated his chicken soup in the toaster oven.

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18. I tried to cook lasagna, the sauce evaporated.

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19. These eggs my dad made with “a bit of turmeric”

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20. Scrambled egg and mashed potato at Old Trafford.

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21. A flavor explosion.

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22. Trying Boston baked beans, but I didn’t have molasses so used brown sugar instead. It looks like a pot of pale dog sick. Another couple of hours in the oven might help, but I’m not hopeful.

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23. The pizza that my GF brought home for dinner.

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24. My free lunch for coming to work during a snowstorm.

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25. These were supposed to be Cheetos flavored boneless wings…

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome