Nate
I am finally getting past the age where I’m invited to weddings every other weekend, which is great for many reasons, not the least of which is that I don’t want to go to anyone’s wedding, ever.
And that’s assuming they’re classy events, with open bars, and everyone wearing shoes.
You’d be surprised though how many weddings out there deserve to be roasted into oblivion by the “That’s It I’m Wedding Shaming” Facebook group.
Here are some of the best (meaning worst) wedding-shaming posts from the group:
1. “Came Across This On My Feed. Really Not Sure If It’s A Joke Or Not But Felt It Fit Here”
2. “I Can’t Decide If This Is Tacky, Or Brilliant. I Wouldn’t Have Been Able To Pay Enough $$ For Someone To Be Willing To Distract My Mil”
3. “Indoor Fireworks Before First Dance”
4. “My Cousin Sent This Along With Her Wedding Invitations… I Will Not Be In Attendance”
5. “Plantation Weddings Were Contentious Enough Already”
6. “Couple Cancels On Photographer Within 90 Days Due To Photographer’s Facebook”
7. “Cringe Cake Topper, Not To Mention The Fondant”
8. “Animal Abuse! What A Nice Way To Celebrate Love!”
9. “I Paid For The First Slice After It Was Announced On The Day We’d Be Helping To Pay For Their Cake!! Apparently Didn’t Count For The Second”
10. “I’d Be Tripping All The Way Down The Aisle!”
11. “Someone Get Op’s Cousin Back On A Bus To Alabama”
12. “sharing this very normal and appropriate groom outfit I came across on Twitter”
13. “Bride Posts Conversation With Her Mom. Don’t Worry – She Got A Roasting In Comments”
14. “Repeat After Me: Global Tragedy Is Not An Appropriate Wedding Theme”
15. “Couldn’t Have Chosen Any Other Day?”
16. “The Groom’s Idea Of Dressing For The Occasion”
17. “Umm… It’s A No From Me… Serial Killer Themed Centerpieces For Halloween Wedding”
18. “Received An E-Invitation To Watch His Wedding Livestream 1 Hour Before His Wedding. I Was Not Feeling Generous”
19. “Without Sounding Like I’m Expecting Something?”
20. “My Elderly Parents (Grandparents Of The Btb) Are Afraid Of Catching Covid During The Pandemic! But I Can’t Understand Why They Don’t Want To Come To The Wedding!”
21. “Not As Bad As Some, But Definitely Up There”
22. “The Father Of The Bride Couldn’t Find Anything Nicer To Wear For Their Special Dance”
23. “From A Bridal Facebook Group: Praying With All The Single Women Find A Man”
24. “Ahhh Yes. Huddling With “The Boys” And Chugging A Beer While Your Bride Waits For Your Answer”
25. “Frankly, I Feel Bad That The Bridesmaids Proposal Side Of Etsy Is So Cute, But The Groomsmen Proposal Side Is Just Littered With… This”
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