35 Of The Most Unfortunate Names In Recorded History

Picking a name for your child is an important decision. You could be setting them up for a lifetime of embarrassment. I would love to have seen the looks on the hospital staff’s faces when they found out what these parents were naming their kids.

1. “To Briefly Return To A Previous Theme Of “Great Names”.if You Need A Vasectomy In The Austin Texas Area – Dr Dick Chopp Is Your Guy

2. “These Were The Names Of My Dad’s Teachers In Preschool”

3. Now That’s A Great Name For A Neuroscientist”

4. “The Big Question Of The Commonwealth Games”

5. “Harry Baals For Mayor”

6. “Beezow”

7. “A Republican Candidates Unfortunate Name”

8. “Saw This Last Name On The News Today”

9. “Hey Guy, What’s Your Name?”

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11. “Honestly, I’m Not Surprised To See Someone With A Name Like This In Small Claims Court”

12. “Perfect Name For A Lawyer”

13. “Unfortunate Name”

14. “Judge Willie Stroker”

15. “And The Award For The Worst Name Goes To”

16. “Rich Will Wanket”

17. “Sackrider”

18. “I Met This Guy Ar Burger King, A Asked If I Could Take A Picture. It Was His Real Name!”

19. “That’s An Even Better Name You Have There”

20. “Surely A Form Of Child Abuse?”

21. “Boss Last Name”

22. “Gay Saylor”

23. “Great Name For A Marijuana Researcher”

24. “Tokyo Sexwale, The Best Name In The Universe?”

25. “When You Think Criminal Names Aren’t Obvious Enough”

26. “Lucious Pusey”

27. “Dat Ho”

28. “Dr. Grossweiner”

29. “Unfortunate Name Tag I Found At Work”

30. “Judy Graham Swallows”

31. “New Post Go Ad-Free Saw A Guy Jerking It On TV”

32. “Ballitch”

33. “Tiny Kox”

34. “What An Interesting Name…”

35. “I Have An Unfortunate Last Name. Sometimes I Get Targeted Advertisements, That Can Go Horribly Wrong”

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Nate Armbruster

When he's not doomscrolling Twitter or writing for Pleated-Jeans, Nate Armbruster writes jokes—and then tells them on stage as a stand-up comedian, where he can watch audiences (hopefully) laugh in real-time.