Mike
I try so hard not to let the little things upset me, but what if I just let all the little things upset me so I could focus my energy on not being upset over the big things? That’s why lists like this are good for me to take in as a form of mildly infuriating desensitization therapy.
Hope you get the same from it!
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4. This is the Witches Ball in a cemetary in Memphis, Michigan. Weighing almost 3000 lbs, it has slowly been moving upward since 1903
5. My roommate has been refusing to do his dishes for the past month. Every time i ask him to i get told to piss off. Every time i cleaned his dishes in the past, he just dirtied them again for me to clean.
6. Stop putting these stupid stickers on my fucking pumps! I don’t get paid enough to remove them
7. I absolutely hate my life. the third one also just fell on the pile…
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9. Cyclist Janez Brajkovic’s leg after The Tour of Croatia.
10. Ordered alcohol for a gathering tonight and the grocery store delivered them with the security tags still locked on.
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12. This 9000-year-old stone mask is the oldest mask in the world, and was found in the Judean Desert in Israel.
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14. The “Grilled cheese Reuben” I spent $15 and and over an hour waiting for
15. Model X plugged in and hasn’t moved for 3 months. For some reason the apartment complex refuses to tow it
16. Traveling to a country just to beg for money to travel more
17. Our High school covers the expiration date with sharpie
18. The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park weren’t graphics. Most of them are actors in costumes.
19. This person is double parked into my parking spot and I cant park my vehicle or I’ll block another spot next to me
20. This bathroom trash can opens to the other stall
21. Woke up this morning to my light full of water. Our apartment is brand new.
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23. My wife left a pen in her pants pocket
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28. Roommates rice cooker has turned into brain-like tissue. He refuses to clean it, and leaves it on the shared kitchen counter.
29. Ordered (boneless) wings for the big game. Only three were not completely raw. It was $76 and DoorDash refuses to give us a refund.
30. Landed a great job! but this is the chair and cubicle I was assigned.
31. I declare war on the fucking temperature people. Ruined the perfect photo.
32. Cinder blocks and cement-filled buckets with ropes tied to them found at the bottom of a dried up dam
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