Dog Throws Away Own Poop Bag — A Wholesome Twitter Thread

Every time I take my dog out I wonder what it would be like if he could pick up his own poop and take it to the dumpster. It’s the least he could do while I work all day to buy him treats and toys.

Podcaster Kathy Tu recently witnessed a dog take the poop bag from its owner and throw it away for them. It sparked a lovely thread of other dog owners sharing their dog’s own tricks, which involve napping and sitting on the couch. These dogs deserve all of the treats.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to start training my dog to throw away his own poop bags.


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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.