Mike
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Poor guy doesn’t know how to fix a flat.
2. A worm in my salmon.
3. Girlfriend told me the hot water isn’t working so I went to the basement to investigate.
4. when you spray a spider and all the babies run off its back.
5. My car exploded on my way to work.
6. Went to eat my Uber eats delivery from DQ in Bellingham Washington and there’s a bite out of it…
7. When life gives you lemons, you make lemon bars and then drop them on the kitchen floor.
8. I was so tired last night:(
9. Left my work gloves outside for a couple of days. Went to got them and found this.
10. Can’t get into work this morning cause the closer didn’t realize they took home the core to the door lock.
11. I just want to give my students some damn snacks without going broke.
12. At a plasma donation center in the waiting room with my headphones on and a mother with bratty kids walks in and her child walks up to my and rips my headphones from me and now it has tears all over them and they don’t work. ARGH!
13. First night, something bit me.
14. Whole kitchen sink just fell out of the counter.
15. went to show my bunny the forrest. sounded better in my head.
16. Moved into my own apartment 2ish months ago. Did not know that this space would be used for all the town’s celebrations. This is 4 meters(12 ish foot) from my bedroom window. The stage is right behind that wall. Goodbye rest.
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18. The same day I get the move in date for my condo that’s been delayed 4 years, a pipe burst and flooded for 3 days. Now it’s delayed INDEFINITELY.
19. Baked cake for my work colleagues for my birthday and nobody took any.
20. Holding on to the wrong top at the water park…
21. my beanbag popped, any tips for collecting the white balls?
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