17 Entitled Pet Owners Who Have No Doggone Reason To Be This Entitled

Having a pet can change your life in many ways. A dog is a great companion that can bring so much joy to your world, and a cat will make you think about why you didn’t get a dog.

It’s hard to find the right pet, though. You can’t just take one in off the street without meeting it first. You also can’t be too picky. Every pet I’ve had fell into my lap and I just got lucky. These choosy beggars are being unreasonable in their quest for finding a pet.

1. “My friend encountered the worst choosing beggar tonight when trying to find homes for puppies that her dog had. More info in comments”

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2. “This lady demands the neutering of two free puppies, then freaks out and claims that the poster doesn’t know anything about ‘dog breeds'”

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3. “Someone posted on our local yard-sale site 2 days ago requesting emergency help in fostering a dog for 2 weeks while a newly-homeless family waited to move into their new home. I, a complete stranger, offered to home this dog FOR FREE….and this is what I get.”

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4. “Woman looking for someone to walk her dog every day for free gets called out in the comments for asking someone to do it free when she charges people $20/h to walk their dogs.”

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5. “Friend showed me this. Some rando wanted her to dog-sit just because she fosters rescue dogs.”

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6. “These are the type of dog owners that’ll dump a dog on the side of the road after a year when it’s not so cute and perfect anymore”

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7. “Old lady demands free therapy dog”

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8. “Free dog on buy sell trade post”

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9. “No recommendation for her because she went to a funeral instead of taking care of my dog”

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10. “Sole provider BF generously offers $600 for unemployed GF to get a new dog, apparently that’s ‘not enough'”

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11. “Dog Park Karen complaining over the size of a free treat from Starbucks”

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12. “Give me a purebred dog that could easily go for $1300 for free!!'”

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13. “$100 for purebred/designer puppy. Justifies price because Humane Society’s adoption fees are $85, and needs it for emotional support. Has previously adopted, then given away multiple dogs due to housing problems. So many red flags”

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14. “You aren’t allowed to sleep at my house but I expect you to stay there for five hours watching my dog for free.”

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15. “I never thought I would find one in the wild! I wanted to buy an old console for 50, and they raised the price $5 for fees. I agreed to pay the new price, only to have them raise it another $5 to save their dog.”

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16. “Choosing beggar wants you to pay to watch their dogs.”

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17. “Donate your new car to me because I don’t want my dogs to trash my own car.”

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Nate Armbruster

Nate Armbruster is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Chicago who is likely writing a joke as you read this. Find him online at natecomedy.com.